"On
Saturday, May 3, 2003, the Shorewalkers will hold their 18th annual
Great Saunter, a 32 mile walk around Manhattan's rim. The pace is
steady, but not fast. Most of the route is fairly flat. We keep
to the waterside as much as possible. There is no rain date. We
go rain or shine and some of us will make it round, regardless of
the weather. We walk through over a dozen parks, and touch a dozen
cultures."
The
weather was perfect for this year's Great Saunter, starting off
cloudy as the walkers headed into the
first turn out of the Seaport at 7:50 am, but turning into
blue skies, while remaining cool, by the time of the Main
Image at 11:33 am. This may have been somewhere around
150th street west of Harlem, judging from the apparent distance
of the George Washington Bridge in
Fig. 1, taken 1 minute later.
By
this point, however, the Rube was beyond caring. The inhuman pace
implied by the paragraph above had turned his heels into two giant
blisters. Today he looked up "saunter" and it says "to
walk at a leisurely pace; stroll." And truly, when he looked
at the people who were passing him -- such as the two middle-aged
stockbrokers, one actually wearing suspenders and with a WSJ in
his back pocket to read during the breaks -- they did not seem
to be walking fast. Perhaps it was the unrelenting steadiness
of it -- the Rube hardly even dared to stop and take pictures
for fear of falling even further behind.
Or
perhaps it was the Doc Marten boots that a former girlfriend had
given him -- these were now ten years old, and he still wore them,
if only because they refused to wear out. And also, boots gave
him more of a sense of security walking around the city, in case
things fell on, or ran over his feet. And they were lightweight,
for boots.
This
girlfriend -- call her "Scout" -- Scout had had a recurring
dream about being chased by thugs, and being able to drive them
off by kicking them with her boots -- had given him another pair
of boots, "Skechers", which were so heavy it was like
wearing a pair of cinderblocks. Once the Rube overcame their initial
inertia, they would kind of pull him after them, like a Slinky
pulls its back-end going down stairs, or like the guy in R. Crumb's
"Keep on Trucking" cartoon. On the morning of his fortieth
birthday, the Skechers had walked him clear out of downtown Richmond
to the outlying Amtrak station, and then later in the afternoon
all the way from Union Station to the far end of the Mall in Washington.
Even though that evening he was sure he had sprung both his arches,
and his feet were now as flat as pancakes, it remained one of
the high points in the Rube's walking career.
But
in the Doc Martens, now, his heels had felt from early on in the
march that they were coming down pretty hard on the ground. Perhaps,
by inperceptible increments, the heel cushions had gotten thinner
and thinner over the years. He remembered now that one of Scout's
suggestions for his self-improvement was that he should lean more
forward, on the balls of his feet, reflecting a more aggressive,
proactive approach to life. This he endeavored to do, to spare
his heels, but heels play a key role in walking.
The
Rube had set out with "the first group" of walkers in
the morning, led by the smiling man with the white cap on the
left in the Context
view. In three Paul Bunyan strides, this man was out of sight.
The rest of the procession stretched out behind him, farther than
the widest angle shot from "Lawrence of Arabia". By
the time they rounded Battery Park looking
towards Jersey City the Rube was already falling into last
place when he stopped to take a picture, and then he would have
to walk double-time to catch up ... the Rube hopes to finish up
this story sometime soon -- for now, he will just say that Fig.
2 and
Fig. 3 were two of the unexpected sights on this walk --
the latter was a particular treat as it is always pointed out
on the Circle Line tours as the "jack-o-lantern" house.